Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

island-delver-go:

oppa-homeless-style:

actuallyjuststealingmemes:

water-based-introspection:

just-shower-thoughts:

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

image
image

(via jaffasandcake)

everybodyvanishes:

*all of my mental illnesses being problematic*

image

(via hotboyproblems)

melonami:

the duality of cat

(via tinyconfusion)

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

taylor-tut:

taylor-tut:

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

image

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

You pleased a mad fae trickster

(via bestfunny)

honeyuuri:

realizing ur post has a typo after a lot people are already reblogging it 

image

(via unescapable)

universi-tea:

airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot 

(via iampikachuhearmeroar)

magicwemade:

me when any member of the male species makes me feel any negative emotion ever

image

(via bestfunny)

passionpeachy:

bot-dad:

passionpeachy:

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1.

Your Human® Body® is mediocre | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

(via unescapable)

stockardchanning:

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

(via bestfunny)

charmancler:

my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

(via hijerking)

(via spongebobssquarepants)

royal-mortician:

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

(via kickassfunny)

(via fuckyahumor)